There is no sadder sight than a young pessimist.
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Available backends:

Aphorismophilia, n.:

  1. Love of aphorisms.
  2. Flimsy pretense to gain hands-on experience with modern technology trends.

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GET /?backend=fortune HTTP/1.1
Host: gated.borrowingcarbon.net
Accept: */*
Accept-Encoding: gzip, br, zstd, deflate
User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
X-Forwarded-For: 216.73.216.219
X-Forwarded-Host: gated.borrowingcarbon.net
X-Forwarded-Port: 443
X-Forwarded-Proto: https
X-Forwarded-Scheme: https
X-Real-Ip: 216.73.216.219
X-Request-Id: 54018bcbc480e7f7e1743b7a773bec63
X-Scheme: https


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