In the middle of a wide field is a pot of gold.  100 feet to the north stands
a smart manager.  100 feet to the south stands a dumb manager.  100 feet to
the east is the Easter Bunny, and 100 feet to the west is Santa Claus.

Q:	Who gets to the pot of gold first?
A:	The dumb manager.  All the rest are myths.
🎱

Available backends:

Aphorismophilia, n.:

  1. Love of aphorisms.
  2. Flimsy pretense to gain hands-on experience with modern technology trends.

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GET /sitemap.xml HTTP/1.1
Host: gated.borrowingcarbon.net
Accept: */*
Accept-Encoding: gzip, br, zstd, deflate
User-Agent: Mozilla/5.0 AppleWebKit/537.36 (KHTML, like Gecko; compatible; ClaudeBot/1.0; +claudebot@anthropic.com)
X-Forwarded-For: 216.73.216.236
X-Forwarded-Host: gated.borrowingcarbon.net
X-Forwarded-Port: 443
X-Forwarded-Proto: https
X-Forwarded-Scheme: https
X-Real-Ip: 216.73.216.236
X-Request-Id: 3b8568aa219ba1706fd024ecac4ce774
X-Scheme: https


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